Surfers here in Bundoran and the rest of the country are outraged by the proposed new “Wetsuit tax” which the government want to use to cash in on Ireland’s surfing boom. The taxes will be assed by thickness of suit, with 50 c everytime you wear a 5:3 winter suit, 25 c for a summer suit. and 10 c for shortie or a rash vest. ” Let hope for a cold summer and we’ll have paid off Anglo Irish by the time the Eurosurf is finished” chortled one unnamed councillor.
We contacted local surf legend Richie Fitzgerald for a comment but all we could make out was the word sham (a lot) and that David Luis “was some boy”
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